sirfloppychicken:

clamander:

[23:43:08] Claire Bennett: ITS PART OF THE PRIMATE FAMILY
[23:43:18] Amanda Johansson: OKAY

oh my god fuck off I was using the correct terminoligy jeeeeeeeeeeesusssss go away you hoebag xD

SORRY PROFESSOR

[23:43:08] Claire Bennett: ITS PART OF THE PRIMATE FAMILY
[23:43:18] Amanda Johansson: OKAY

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison.
— Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via gipsystrangerdanger)

i cant motivate myself anymore

to do anything

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

luthienesque:

just want to raise a glass for oberyn for being one of the few characters who is actually disgusted and enraged by rape and the rape culture of westeros while being non-white, non-het, and not a huge piece of crap towards bastards and non-noble ppl

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

daeneryus:

♪ DING DONG, THE KING IS DEAD, WHICH OLD KING? THE DICKHEAD KING! DING DONG THE DICKHEAD KING IS DEADDDDDDDDDD ♪

Maybe I should just say, “Get the government outta my fucking snatch.”

WHITESKMO