September 2011
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Sep 30th
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Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
Fascinating discourse, chum Riveting fable, comrade Intriguing anecdote, brethren Perpetuating argument, colleague Sweet saga, yo Waste of time, jerk Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one Interesting intellect, imbecile Trepidating bore, fetus Ballin’ gossip, dawg 
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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i can’t do anything right. everything i touch turns to complete shit. sometimes i don’t even feel human because i look around and other people don’t seem to fuck up half as much as i do. and what’s more, they know how to deal with life when shit goes wrong. me? i have a nervous breakdown and i fall apart and i don’t know how to pick myself back up again. suddenly...
Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 25th
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Activities I secretly want to take up but never...
Tennis Polo Ballet Fencing Fencing Fencing
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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why did i just watch glee? I’ll never know.  Anyway, Quinns skirt gave me lustful feelings. also, the outfit that Rachel wore towards the end is the same outfit i wore for grandma’s funeral, same colours and everything, except my skirt was a little shorter and I didn’t wear hideous socks with it. idk i guess i’m still watching glee in hopes of faberry and (that ship that...
Sep 21st
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Listen Hurts - Silver Lining When the world...
Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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today was shit and i feel like crying but i won’t. i’ll just eat chocolate instead.
Sep 20th
Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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sometimes i forget it’s in the middle of the night and people are trying to sleep and i start whistling on ‘the downeaster alexa’ really loudly
Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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jamaicabobsled: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?”. The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables
Sep 18th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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god it’s so fucking cold in my house. it’s like it’s winter already.  
Sep 16th