“We must be happy with the way we have ended the season. It’s obviously not the way we wanted to do it when it started, but as you know, you sometimes have to re-adjust the targets and the objetives as the season goes on, and in the last couple of months we’ve worked really hard to secure the third spot and win the Europa League, and we’ve done both, so we must be happy”. - Fernando Torres’ Post-match interview on 19.05.2013 (x)
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
I give up.
This is my anthem
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
yahoo paid $1.1 billion dollars for this
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Wolf Blitzer would like to take a moment to tell you about our lord and savior jesus christ.